I Have So Little Sex Appeal That

Mick Jagger Could French-kiss A Moose. He Has Child-bearing Lips.

My Daughter And I Are Very Close, We Speak Every Single Day And I Call Her Every Day And I Say The Same Thing, "pick Up, I Know You're There."

You’re Going To Get What I Think Is The Truth, And It’s Going To Be Raw.

I Think It's Time They Knew The Truth About Beethoven.

Tonight I'll Be Interviewing Ken Watanabe, Keisha Castle Hughes, Benecio Del Toro And Djimon Honsou - And Yes, Those Are Actors, Not Caterers.