I Think I'm In A Business Where

The Last Time I Saw A Blonde With Red Streaks In Her Hair She Was Laying On Oscar Pistorius' Bathroom Floor.

My Personal Style Is Over-the-top Dowager. The Old Days They Said Get Dressed And Take One Thing Off, I Say Get Dressed And Put One Thing On.

I Said Justin Bieber Looked Like A Little Lesbian -- And I Stand By It: He's The Daughter Cher Wishes She'd Had.

I Think I'm In A Business Where You Have To Look Good, And It's Totally Youth-oriented.

I Have So Little Sex Appeal That My Gynecologist Calls Me "sir."