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Welcome To My World! I've Been Through It All, And I Often Pinch Myself To Believe My Luck. I Design Jewlery, Create Cosmetics, Perform Comedy, Act, Lecture, Write Books, Travel, Have A Fabulous Daughter, And A Phenomenal Grandson-and I Feel I'm The Luckiest Woman On The Planet.

[when Told That Her Grandchild Had Her Nose:] I Didn't Get This Nose Until I Was Thirty-four.

It's Been So Long Since I Made Love, I Can't Even Remember Who Gets Tied Up.

The Ideal Beauty Is A Fugitive Which Is Never Found.

Does Fashion Matter? Always - Though Not Quite As Much After Death.