Never Buy A Fur From A Vegetarian.

Your Proudest Moment Is To Watch Your Egg Not Just Function, But To Achieve On Her Own.

The People Voting For The Oscars Are So Old. I Haven't Seen One Academy Award Voter With A Tampon In Her Purse.

Run Scared ... And They Never Catch You.

There's Always An Adjective Before My Name, And It's Never A Nice One.

Better Laid Than Never.