Never Buy A Fur From A Vegetarian.

Before We Make Love, My Husband Takes A Pain Killer.

What We Do Is A Calling...we Make People Happy.

Every Time I Get On An Airplane I Figure It's Gonna Get Blown Up. You Live On The Edge.

The Last Time I Saw A Blonde With Red Streaks In Her Hair She Was Laying On Oscar Pistorius' Bathroom Floor.

You Know It's Time To Start Using Mouthwash When Your Dentist Leaves The Room And Sends In A Canary.