Before We Make Love, My Husband Takes

Never Admit That Your Back Goes Out More Than You Do

I Enjoy Life When Things Are Happening. I Don't Care If It's Good Things Or Bad Things. That Means You're Alive.

The Only Way I Can Get A Man To Touch Me At This Age Is Plastic Surgery.

I Could Never Be In A Cult. For Starters, They Never Accessorize Properly. David Koresh Had No Fashion Sense, Jim Jones Wore Leisure Suits, And I Don't Care How Charismatic Osama Bin Laden Was, An Ak-47 And An Insulin Drip Do Not Take The Place Of Drop Earrings Or A Well-placed Brooch.

Why Should I Cook For My Husband? So He Can Tell A Hooker I Make A Delicious Cake?