Before We Make Love, My Husband Takes

Al Roker Said I Am 80 Years 'young'; It's Like Saying Al Roker Is 320 Pounds 'thin'.

I Wish I Could Tell You It Gets Better. It Doesn't Get Better. You Get Better.

At My Age An Affair Of The Heart Is A Bypass!

Mick Jagger Could French-kiss A Moose. He Has Child-bearing Lips.

If You Can't Make Fun Of Yourself, You Don't Have Any Right To Make Fun Of Others