Before We Make Love, My Husband Takes

I Have A Million Dollar Figure ... But It's All Loose Change.

I Was Smart Enough To Go Through Any Door That Opened.

Mel Gibson's Father Doesn't Think There Was A Holocaust? Great. I Don't Think There's A Movie. We're Even.

I Was So Flat I Used To Put Xs On My Chest And Write, 'you Are Here.' I Wore Angora Sweaters Just So The Guys Would Have Something To Pet.

I Don't Mind Aging, I Just Don't Want To Be A Day Older.