You Have To Do More Than Just

My Best Birth Control Now Is Just To Leave The Lights On.

Something Terrific Will Come No Matter How Dark The Present.

I’m Never Without A Bandage.

When My Husband Edgar And I Were Courting, He Said He Couldn't Wait To Have A Baby. It Was Only After We Were Married That He Changed His Mind And Decided That I Should Have The Baby.

Life Is So Tough. I Don't Know How Old You Are, But I've Seen So Much In A Wink. One Phone Call And Your Life Is Changed Forever. We All Know That. You Better Laugh At Everything.