If You're Saying The Same Line 10

She's So Fat, She's My Two Best Friends.

I Have So Little Sex Appeal That My Gynecologist Calls Me "sir."

Life Is Very Tough. If You Don't Laugh, It's Tough.

There Are Many Self-help Books By Ph.d.s, But I Hold A Different Degree: An I.b.t.i.a.-i've Been Through It All. This Degree Comes Not On Parchment But Gauze, And It Entitles Me To Tell You That There Is A Way To Get Through Any Misfortune.

Life Is So Tough. I Don't Know How Old You Are, But I've Seen So Much In A Wink. One Phone Call And Your Life Is Changed Forever. We All Know That. You Better Laugh At Everything.