Happiness, At My Age, Is Breathing

You Know You're Getting Old When You Buy A Sexy Sheer Nightgown And Don't Know Anyone Who Can See Through It.

I Think Hillary Clinton's Style Is Perfect. Perfect. You Don't Notice What She's Wearing, You Notice The Woman.

I Think Anyone Who's Perfectly Happy Isn't Particularly Funny. And When You're Very, Very Happy, You're Not Very Funny. You're Just Happy. I'd Rather Be Damaged And Funny.

If God Wanted Us To Bend Over He'd Put Diamonds On The Floor.

Comedy Is A Very Rough Beat. It's No Holds Barred, As It Should Be.