Happiness, At My Age, Is Breathing

Girls Just Want To Have Fun. Well, So Do Old Ladies!

There's Always An Adjective Before My Name, And It's Never A Nice One.

I Have So Little Sex Appeal That My Gynecologist Calls Me "sir."

I've Always Hate Child Stars, Starting From Way Back When, When I Was A Child. The First Child Star I Saw Was Shirley Temple. She Was Six Years Old, Two Foot Six And The Biggest Star In Hollywood. She Wore Ribbons In Her Hair, And Frilly Little Pinafores And Shiny Patent-leather Tap Shoes - Just Like The Boys In Glee Do.

Comedy Exists To Laugh At Things That Aren't Laughable. But Isn't It? That's What Separates Us From The Animals. We Laugh.