If God Wanted Us To Bend Over

The Ideal Beauty Is A Fugitive Which Is Never Found.

What Are People Going To Do? Fire Me? I've Been Fired Before. Not Book Me? I've Been Out Of Work Before. I Don't Care.

My Parents Hated Me. All I Ever Heard Was, "why Can't You Be Like Your Cousin Shelia? Why Can't You Be Like Your Cousin Shelia?" Shelia Had Died At Birth.

If You Don't Want Gays In The Military, Make The Uniforms Ugly.

I've Learned To Have Absolutely No Regrets About Any Jokes I've Ever Done.