If God Wanted Us To Bend Over

What I Love About Jewelry Is You Can Change It For Something Else Without Surgery.

I Am So Out Of The Loop. I Am Never Honored. My Career Is Hilarious To Me. I Am Either Under The Radar Or Over The Radar.

My Body Is Dropping So Fast, My Gynecologist Wears A Hard Hat.

I Have No Boobs Whatsoever. On My Wedding Night My Husband Said, 'let Me Help You With Those Buttons' And I Told Him, 'i'm Completely Naked'.

Any Form Of Complacency Is The Kiss Of Death For Any Professional.