If God Wanted Us To Bend Over

Your Anger Can Be 49 Percent And Your Comedy 51 Percent, And You're Okay. If The Anger Is 51 Percent, The Comedy Is Gone.

Is Elizabeth Taylor Fat? Her Favorite Food Is Seconds.

If You're Not A Wreck In This Business, You're Not Around.

If You Can't Make Fun Of Yourself, You Don't Have Any Right To Make Fun Of Others

My Obstetrician Was So Dumb That When I Gave Birth He Forgot To Cut The Cord. For A Year That Kid Followed Me Everywhere. It Was Like Having A Dog On A Leash.