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What I Love About Jewelry Is You Can Change It For Something Else Without Surgery.

I Think Anyone Who's Perfectly Happy Isn't Particularly Funny.

Nothing Is Yours Permanently So You Better Enjoy It While It's Happening.

Sold My House In La, Packed Myself Up And Moved To New York, Not Knowing Anybody. Friends Are Very Hard To Make After A Certain Age.

I'm A Double Bagger. Not Only Does My Husband Put A Bag Over My Face When We're Making Love, But He Also Puts A Bag Over His Head In Case Mine Falls Off.