Your Proudest Moment Is To Watch Your

Joan Collins Told A Reporter That She Hasn't Had Plastic Surgery; Come On... She's Had More Tucks Than A Motel Bedsheet!

Our Natures Are A Lot Like Oil, Mix Us With Anything Else, And We Strive To Swim On Top.

To The Pessimist The Light At The End Of The Tunnel Is Another Train.

My Daughter And I Are Very Close, We Speak Every Single Day And I Call Her Every Day And I Say The Same Thing, "pick Up, I Know You're There."

Your Anger Can Be 49 Percent And Your Comedy 51 Percent, And You're Okay. If The Anger Is 51 Percent, The Comedy Is Gone.