Tonight I'll Be Interviewing Ken Watanabe, Keisha

"i Wouldn't Go Over Here To Lisa Rinna And I Would Say 'are Those Breasts Real, Are You Wearing Underwear?'"

I Have To Tell You That It's Not Going To Be Easy. Take Every Chance And Every Opportunity That You Can. Don't Say 'i Can't' Or 'i Shouldn't' Or 'i'm Too Tired.'

Elizabeth Taylor Has More Chins Than The Chinese Telephone Directory.

You Have To Do More Than Just Kill Time Or Time Will Quickly Kill You.

I Like My Politicians And My Judges And My Lawyers To Be Simple. I Think If You Worry About Where Your Hemline Is You're Really Not Concentrating On The World Crisis.