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With Age Comes Wisdom. You Don't Need Big Boobs To Be Feminine. Look At Liberace.

If You're Saying The Same Line 10 Times And Making It Look Like You Just Came Up With It, That's Acting.

Comedy - And I Say This With Humility - Comedy Needs Me.

I Have Flabby Thighs, But Fortunately My Stomach Covers Them.

My Grandson Is Mad At Me. He's Mad At Me Because I Squandered His College Fund On Spanx. It's A Lot, But There's A Lot Going On Here.