Comedy - And I Say This With

You Know You're Getting Old When You Buy A Sexy Sheer Nightgown And Don't Know Anyone Who Can See Through It.

The First Time I See A Jogger Smiling, I'll Consider It.

Bo Derek Turned Down The Role Of Helen Keller Because She Couldn't Remember The Lines.

Self-pity Shortens Your Life.

The Psychic Scars Caused By Believing That You Are Ugly Leave A Permanent Mark On Your Personality.