I Have No Sex Appeal, Which Kills

I Love Israel For Its Blue And White Flag As It Matches My Legs.

I Can't Like Watching Project Runway With Heidi Klum. There's Just Something Wrong About A German Woman Saying Who Goes And Who Stays

When You First Get Married, They Open The Car Door For You. Eighteen Years Now...once He Opened The Car Door For Me In The Last Four Years - We Were On The Freeway At The Time.

Mel Gibson's Father Doesn't Think There Was A Holocaust? Great. I Don't Think There's A Movie. We're Even.

You Know It's Time To Start Using Mouthwash When Your Dentist Leaves The Room And Sends In A Canary.