I Am Furious About Everything.

The Psychic Scars Caused By Believing That You Are Ugly Leave A Permanent Mark On Your Personality.

You Don’t Marry For Love. What Does Love Got To Do With Marriage? I Spit On Love And Marriage. You Marry For Money.

I've Learned From Doing My Own Show With Fox That People Are Not Your Partners If They're Signing The Checks. Whoever Signs Your Paycheck Is The Boss - No Matter What They Tell You.

I Was Just Reading About The New Lindsay Lohan Diet, Which Is All Liquid. 80 Proof.

If You're Saying The Same Line 10 Times And Making It Look Like You Just Came Up With It, That's Acting.