I Am Furious About Everything.

Never Floss With A Stranger.

Why Should I Cook For My Husband? So He Can Tell A Hooker I Make A Delicious Cake?

You Have To Do More Than Just Kill Time Or Time Will Quickly Kill You.

Comedy - And I Say This With Humility - Comedy Needs Me.

No More Botox For Me. Betty White's Bowels Move More Than My Face.