If I Found Yoko Ono Floating In

I Don't Think I'm Good In Bed. My Husband Never Said Anything, But After We Made Love He'd Take A Piece Of Chalk And Outline My Body.

I Think Hillary Clinton's Style Is Perfect. Perfect. You Don't Notice What She's Wearing, You Notice The Woman.

Gay Marriage, I Am So Against It Because If All My Gay Friends Get Married, It Will Cost Me A Fortune In Gifts.

My Breasts Are So Low, Now I Can Have A Mammogram And A Pedicure At The Same Time.

Life Is Very Tough. If You Don't Laugh, It's Tough.