I Love The Way My Life Has

Gay Marriage, I Am So Against It Because If All My Gay Friends Get Married, It Will Cost Me A Fortune In Gifts.

Omaha Is A Little Like Newark, Without Newark's Glamour.

The Only Way I Can Get A Man To Touch Me At This Age Is Plastic Surgery.

Now, I'm Not Against Sex Before Marriage, But Two Minutes Before? When The Organist Played "here Comes The Bride".

I Now Consider It A Good Day When I Don't Step On My Boobs.