I Love The Way My Life Has

If You Don't Think You're Funny, No One Else Will.

I Love Israel For Its Blue And White Flag As It Matches My Legs.

"i Wouldn't Go Over Here To Lisa Rinna And I Would Say 'are Those Breasts Real, Are You Wearing Underwear?'"

I Love Gay And Lesbian Parents. But I Think We Need A Law That Says Lesbians And Gay Men Have To Raise Their Children Together. This Way, The Kids Would Not Only Know How To Build Bookshelves, But They'd Also Instinctively Know How To Decorate Them.

Diets, Like Clothes, Should Be Tailored To You.