I Love The Way My Life Has

Victoria Beckham Is So Nasty, Why Doesn't She Just Go Home?! Her Dresses Are Beautiful, But I Don't Care What She Does. She's Mean To All The People Around Her. She's Too Short To Be A Diva. We All Use The Same Hairdressers, Make-up Artists, Limo-drivers And Greeters At The Airports In La And Nobody Has Anything Nice To Say About Her. They Say She's Rude. She Can't Always Just Be Having A Bad Day.

I Wish I Could Tell You It Gets Better. It Doesn't Get Better. You Get Better.

Joan Collins Told A Reporter That She Hasn't Had Plastic Surgery; Come On... She's Had More Tucks Than A Motel Bedsheet!

If You Can't Make Fun Of Yourself, You Don't Have Any Right To Make Fun Of Others

There Is Not One Female Comic Who Was Beautiful As A Little Girl.