I Have No Methods. All I Do

What I Love About Jewelry Is You Can Change It For Something Else Without Surgery.

Is Elizabeth Taylor Fat? Her Favorite Food Is Seconds.

I Have A Wonderful Psychiatrist That I See Maybe Once A Year, Because I Don't Need It. It All Comes Out Onstage.

Mick Jagger Could French-kiss A Moose. He Has Child-bearing Lips.

I'm So Fat And I'm So Depressed; Last Night I Tried To Hang Myself - But The Rope Broke.