I Have No Methods. All I Do

I Think It's Time They Knew The Truth About Beethoven.

I Told My Mother-in-law That My House Was Her House, And She Said, 'get The Hell Off My Property.'

I Hate Thin People; 'oh, Does The Tampon Make Me Look Fat?'

The Last Time I Saw A Blonde With Red Streaks In Her Hair She Was Laying On Oscar Pistorius' Bathroom Floor.

Edgar Had A Heart Attack, And I'm To Blame. We Were Making Love, And I Took The Bag Off My Head.