I'm So Fat And I'm So Depressed;

Somehow, Some Way, Every Person In The Arts Has To Find An Accommodation With Disappointment And Embarrassment. They Are The Pollen In The Air We Breathe. If You Must Go Into The Arts, Go Into Them For Yourself Alone. On Some Basic Level You Must Enjoy The Act Of Doing It ... Otherwise, You Are Going To End Up Frustrated And Unhappy. Recognition In The Arts Is Luck And Gravy.

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I Think Anyone Who's Perfectly Happy Isn't Particularly Funny.

My Earliest Childhood Memory Was Watching My Parents Loosen The Wheels On My Stroller.

Forty For You, Sixty For Me. And Equal Partners We Will Be.