I Hate Housework! You Make The Beds,

Tom Cruise And Katie Holmes Had The Baby. He Was There For The Birth. It Would've Been Nice If He Was There For The Conception.

The Psychic Scars Caused By Believing That You Are Ugly Leave A Permanent Mark On Your Personality.

I Can't Wear Yellow Anymore. It's Too Matchy-matchy With My Catheter.

Now, I'm Not Against Sex Before Marriage, But Two Minutes Before? When The Organist Played "here Comes The Bride".

I've Learned To Have Absolutely No Regrets About Any Jokes I've Ever Done.