My Mother Could Make Anybody Feel Guilty

I Lived To Be On Stage, And I'm Terrified. Terrified Before Every Show.

What I Love About Jewelry Is You Can Change It For Something Else Without Surgery.

My Best Birth Control Now Is Just To Leave The Lights On.

No Man Will Ever Put His Hand Up Your Dress Looking For A Library Card.

The Last Time I Appeared In Las Vegas, They Were Wearing Hoop Skirts And Davy Crockett Hats, ... But They Say 'what Happens In Vegas, Stays In Vegas.' And As Far As Fashion Is Concerned, That's A Good Thing.