I'll Lie Still For A Lot Of

Self-pity Shortens Your Life.

The Fun Of Working On The Road Means Stealing From Hotels. I've Been Doing It For So Long, I Have A Set Of Towels From The Ark.

I Finally Found Out How Priests Get Holy Water. They Boil The Hell Out Of It.

I Have No Methods. All I Do Is Accept People As They Are.

I Was Just Reading About The New Lindsay Lohan Diet, Which Is All Liquid. 80 Proof.