She's So Pure, Moses Couldn't Even Part

A Study Says Owning A Dog Makes You 10 Years Younger. My First Thought Was To Rescue Two More, But I Don't Want To Go Through Menopause Again.

Why Should A Woman Cook? So Her Husband Can Say 'my Wife Makes A Delicious Cake' To Some Hooker?

The Ideal Beauty Is A Fugitive Which Is Never Found.

I Was Born In 1962, And The Room Next To Me Was 1963.

I Wear The Midi Because I Feel If You're Going To Look Ugly, You May As Well Look This Year's Ugly.