Florida Wants To Change The State's Motto

I Have No Sex Appeal And It Has Screwed Me Up For Life; My Gynecologist Examines Me By Telephone.

Yeah, I Read History. But It Doesn't Make You Nice. Hitler Read History, Too.

Emotional Troubles Are Like Landfill. Get Them Outside, And The Air Disintegrates Them.

When You're First-generation Money, You Want To Say, "i Got A Mercedes And A Rolls And A Lamborghini. Take A Look." When You're Second-generation Money, You're Very Quiet Behind Your Country Club Doors. I Think That's Why People Are Much More Aware. It's The First-generation Wives That Have The Huge Rings And The Second-generation Says, "everyone Be Quiet As We Get On Our Yacht Or Our Private Plane."

I Think Anyone Who's Perfectly Happy Isn't Particularly Funny.