Don't Follow Any Advice, No Matter How

The Glass Is Always Half Empty. All Good Comedians Are Manic-depressive.

I Have No Methods. All I Do Is Accept People As They Are.

Valentine's Day Is Different For Old People. At This Age I Receive Chocolates In Boxes Shaped Like Artificial Hearts.

When My Husband Edgar And I Were Courting, He Said He Couldn't Wait To Have A Baby. It Was Only After We Were Married That He Changed His Mind And Decided That I Should Have The Baby.

Emotional Troubles Are Like Landfill. Get Them Outside, And The Air Disintegrates Them.