I Was Smart Enough To Go Through

"i've Learned What's Funny Verbally Ain't So Funny On E-mail: They Don't Hear Your Intonations. Melissa Broke Up With Somebody Over That. She Tried To Tell Him: "that Was A Joke!" But He Just Didn't Get It. Mick Jagger Said, "f- 'em If They Don't Get The Joke." And I Love Him. That Comes With Age: Knowing It's Their Problem, Not Mine."

When My Husband Edgar And I Were Courting, He Said He Couldn't Wait To Have A Baby. It Was Only After We Were Married That He Changed His Mind And Decided That I Should Have The Baby.

Anyone That Says Looks Don't Count Is Lying.

No More Botox For Me. Betty White's Bowels Move More Than My Face.

In Life The Only Thing That You Can Expect Is The Unexpected; The Only Surprise Is A Day That Has None.