Having A Baby Is Definitely A Labor

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If God Wanted Us To Bend Over He'd Put Diamonds On The Floor.

I Hate Reality Shows That Are Not Reality.

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My Body Is Dropping So Fast, My Gynecologist Wears A Hard Hat.