Forty For You, Sixty For Me. And

Comedy - And I Say This With Humility - Comedy Needs Me.

It's So Long Since I've Had Sex I've Forgotten Who Ties Up Who.

My Daughter And I Are Very Close, We Speak Every Single Day And I Call Her Every Day And I Say The Same Thing, "pick Up, I Know You're There."

Gay Marriage, I Am So Against It Because If All My Gay Friends Get Married, It Will Cost Me A Fortune In Gifts.

Diets, Like Clothes, Should Be Tailored To You.