No More Botox For Me. Betty White's

I Love Gay And Lesbian Parents. But I Think We Need A Law That Says Lesbians And Gay Men Have To Raise Their Children Together. This Way, The Kids Would Not Only Know How To Build Bookshelves, But They'd Also Instinctively Know How To Decorate Them.

My Body Is Dropping So Fast, My Gynecologist Wears A Hard Hat.

I Like Colonic Irrigation Because Sometimes You Find Old Jewelry.

You Know It's Time To Start Using Mouthwash When Your Dentist Leaves The Room And Sends In A Canary.

Anyone That Says Looks Don't Count Is Lying.