I Love Steven Wright.

I Got Into Stand Up Just To Do Stand Up Because I Love Stand Up.

I'm A Body Builder, But I Don't Use Weights. I Use Snacks. It's Kind Of A Different Building Process.

Another Term For Balloon Is Bad Breath Holder.

My Policy Is 'no Stone Throwing Regardless Of Housing Situation.'

The Digital Camera Is A Great Invention Because It Allows Us To Reminisce. Instantly.