My Policy Is 'no Stone Throwing Regardless

A Pipe Is Greater Than A Bong. Because When You're Smoking A Pipe At Least It Makes You Look Like You're Thinking About Something.

A Lot Of Things Look Cooler In Slow Motion. Eating Isn't One Of Them.

I Wonder If, As A Society, We Will Ever Be Able To Call Someone A Jive Tofurkey.

Checkers Taught Me That A King Is A Man With Another Man On Top Of Him. But Life Taught Me That That's Actually Called A Queen.

I Think It's Interesting That Cologne Rhymes With Alone.