The Digital Camera Is A Great Invention

One Of The Most Difficult And Ironic Murder Weapons Is The Life Jacket.

I Was A Good Student When I Was A Kid, And I Did Everything I Was Supposed To Do, And I Got A's.

Yes, Okay, It's Cool To Be Quirky, Maybe, On The Side. Do Some Puzzles, Make Puzzles, Whatever, Learn How To Ride A Unicycle. That's Cool When It's On The Side And You Have A Plan. What Happens When You Remove The Plan? What You're Left With Is A Guy Who Likes To Do Anagrams. And Doesn't Have A Job... Sweet, That's A Catch.

I Wonder If, As A Society, We Will Ever Be Able To Call Someone A Jive Tofurkey.

I Wanna Put Stickers On Turtles... I Don't Know Why.