I Wonder How They Deal With Mice

A Know-it-all Is A Person Who Knows Everything Except For How Annoying He Is.

It's Thursday And It Really Feels Like A Thursday. Sometimes Things Just Work Out.

When Telling A Story About How Wasted You Were Last Night, Stop.

I'm Very Hip-oriented. I Focus On Hips In My Comedy - Probably More Than Any Other Hipster Comic Who Is Out There Hipping Today. My Hips, Other Hips. I Work With My Hips A Great Deal. That Is What I Do. But Not In A Gay Way.

When A Couch Potato Is Sliced Up And Then Deep Fried That Is Couch French Fries.