The Problem With Most People, Is That

Batteries Are The Most Dramatic Object. Other Things Stop Working Or They Break, But Batteries... They Die.

I Think One Of The Most Groundbreaking Inventions Of All Time Is The Jackhammer.

I Can Always Tell How Stupid Someone Is By How Certain They Are About What They're Saying.

A Lifevest Protects You From Drowning And A Bulletproof Vest Protects You From Getting Shot, And A Sweater Vest Protects You From Pretty Girls.

How To Be A Bouncer: Be An Asshole; Stand Near A Door.