I Just Found Out That I Have

'sort Of' Is Such A Harmless Thing To Say... Sort Of. It's Just A Filler. Sort Of... It Doesn't Really Mean Anything. But After Certain Things, Sort Of Means Everything. Like... After "i Love You"... Or "you're Going To Live."

Bowling Would Be More Interesting If It Were Slightly Uphill.

Wind Chimes Are Also Earthquake Chimes.

I Don't Like Thank You Cards Because I Don't Know What Else To Say. What Do I Put On The Inside? See Front.

Count Your Blessings, But Not Out-loud, At The Top Of Your Lungs.