Nothing Wise Was Ever Printed Upon An

I Need To Develop Some Patience - Immediately.

My Mind Says One Thing, But My Body Says Another. Thanks A Lot, Indian Food And Beer.

When Someone Shows You A Picture Of Their Kids What They Don't Want To Hear Is Oh, Yeah, I Got Pictures Of Your Kid Too.

There Are Very Few Songs About Just Liking Someone As A Friend.

When I Was A Kid, I Always Wanted To Live In California Because I Liked Skateboarding.