Nothing Wise Was Ever Printed Upon An

A Know-it-all Is A Person Who Knows Everything Except For How Annoying He Is.

For Example, I Was A White House Intern The Summer Before I Dropped Out Of Law School. Everybody Knew About It. I'd Come Home And Go To Church And Everybody Would Say, Oh, My God. Demetri, You're Working At The White House.

My Credit Card Company Says I Have An Outstanding Balance. I'm Flattered.

I Think A Lot Of Stuff I Find Funny Is From Day Dreaming.

It Is Interesting That The Black Bmw Is The Preferred Car Of So Many Assholes.