Nothing Wise Was Ever Printed Upon An

Game, Set, Match Equals Tennis. Set, Match, Run Equals Arson.

Skiing Is My Favorite Sport, Because, That's The Only Sport That Is Actually Better To Watch The Worst The Person Is At It. "that Guy Won A Gold Medal In The Olympics" "oh Yeah, That's Cool, I Wanna Watch The Fat Guy" "come On Dude, You Can Take That Hill"

My Credit Card Company Says I Have An Outstanding Balance. I'm Flattered.

You Are Ten Times More Likely To Get Hit By A Car When The Driver Is Aiming For You.

You Can Make A Very Heavy And Kind Of Dangerous 3-way Shot Glass Out Of A Bowling Ball.