Nothing Wise Was Ever Printed Upon An

I Keep A Lighter In My Back Pocket All The Time. I'm Not A Smoker, I Just Really Like Certain Songs.

Separate But Equal Is Terrible For Education But It's Perfect For Eyebrows.

Relationships, Like Eyebrows, Are Better When There Is Space Between Them.

Small Businesses Are Important, But So Are Tiny Businesses.

A Pipe Is Greater Than A Bong. Because When You're Smoking A Pipe At Least It Makes You Look Like You're Thinking About Something.