Relationships, Like Eyebrows, Are Better When There

Dogs Seem More Photogenic Than Cats. In Photos Most Cats Look Like Sociopaths.

I Am A Man Of My Word… And That Word Is “unreliable.

There's An Old Russian Saying That Goes Some Way Or Another. I Don't Know It. I Don't Speak Russian. But Sometimes I Think About It And Wonder If It's Relevant To What I'm Going Through At The Time. Probably Not. I Mean What Do Russian Know About Hunger, Anyway?

I Think Statues Are Great; They Show What Great People Would Look Like If A Bird Sh*t All Over Them.

When I Am At Rodeo I Find It Difficult Not To Root For The Animals.