Everything I Ever Learned I Was Told

I Like Birthdays. Every Time Someone Is Born, That's Just Like Bringing More Cake Into The World.

I Keep A Lighter In My Back Pocket All The Time. I'm Not A Smoker, I Just Really Like Certain Songs.

My Friend Says Touche Way Too Much. He's A Touche Bag.

Knights Would Have Probably Liked Refrigerator Magnets.

Don't Talk To Strangers. Sure, Unless You Want To Meet Anyone Ever.