My Friend Says Touche Way Too Much.

It Seems That Two Of The Most Basic Forms Of Comedy Are Jokes And Stories. And, Of Course, They Are Not Mutually Exclusive.

I Think A Bad Place For A Fire Would Be The Factory Where They Make Those Trick Candles.

There Are Very Few Songs About Just Liking Someone As A Friend.

Halloween's My Favorite Holiday Because You Don't Have To Spend It With Your Family.

I Like Birthdays Because We Celebrate Life With Cakes. It's So Cool. Sometimes When I See A Baby, I'm Like That Much More Cake In The World. But Then When Someone Dies, I'm Like The Cake Streak Is Over.