My Friend Says Touche Way Too Much.

I'm A Body Builder, But I Don't Use Weights. I Use Snacks. It's Kind Of A Different Building Process.

I Like When People Wear A Wwjd Bracelet, Because It's Like An Example Of The First Thing Jesus Wouldn't Do, Probably.

Usually, I Walk Around And Think About Things. When I Come Across A Thought That Makes Me Laugh, I Write It Down.

I Wanna See A Snake Eat Spaghetti.

I Want To Make A Revolving Door That Says 'pull' On It, Just See How Obedient People Are.