If You Drink Enough Beer, Everything Turns

There Are Two Kinds Of Jackets - Reversible, And Reversible But It's Hard To Zipper Up And It Looks Really Stupid.

You Can Say 'thanks,' And You Can Say 'thanks A Million' - But Any Number In Between?

After Going Through Years Of Litigation To Get Royalties Due To Him, The Guy Who Coined The Term 'happily Ever After' Lived Reasonably Well For A While.

It's Not The Size Of The Dog In The Fight, It's The Size Of The Dog's Owner - And The Distance You Are From Your Car.

I Remember When I Used To Be Really Into Nostalgia.