If You Drink Enough Beer, Everything Turns

There Is A Small, But Important, Difference Between Peeing In The Pool, And Peeing Into The Pool.

The Shortest Distance Between Two Idiots Is A Conga Line.

I Have Never Been In A Bad Mood And Near A Beach Ball At The Same Time. Causation? Correlation? Or Fate?

A Large Portion Of The Earth's Land Area Is Taken Up By Old Varsity Jackets.

Surprise Parties Are Strange 'cause People Jump Up And They Yell The Word, 'surprise' At The Party. I Came Home And You Emerged From My Furniture. You Don't Have To Tell Me How To Feel. I Don't Need A Hint.