If You Drink Enough Beer, Everything Turns

I Think The Most Annoying Language Is A Tie Between All The Ones I Don't Know How To Speak.

Automatic Paper Towel Dispensers Are A Solution To Something That Was Never A Problem In The First Place.

I Feel So Fortunate To Be One Of The Lucky Ones Who Is So Grateful And Appreciative To Know Such Great Synonyms For Thankful.

It's Very Easy To Go Through Your Whole Life And Never Really Get Anything Done Or Have Any Real Meaningful Interactions Or Relationships. All Of A Sudden You're Dead, And I'm Going To Say That's Got To Be A Letdown.

I Think They Should Put Pies On The Fronts Of Trains, So That When They Hit Something It's At Least A Little Bit Funny.