I Like Birthdays. Every Time Someone Is

You Can Say 'thanks,' And You Can Say 'thanks A Million' - But Any Number In Between?

Fire Truck With Back End On Fire Drives Really Fast In Circles.

Stand-up Is Like A Row Boat: It's Fun And Romantic When You're Choosing To Do It. But If You Have No Other Choice Than To Be In A Row Boat It's Not As Enjoyable; That's Survival.

A Musical Is The Same As A Burlap Sack, I Would Not Want To Be In Either

One Time I Saw An Old Man In A Hurry And I Thought, 'that Makes Sense.'