Knights Would Have Probably Liked Refrigerator Magnets.

Now I Got A Time Machine At Home. It Only Goes Foreword At Regular Speed. It's Essentially A Cardboard Box And On The Outside I Wrote Time Machine In Sharpie.

I Wish My Name Started With A Comma. That Would Be So Dramatic.

Halloween's My Favorite Holiday Because You Don't Have To Spend It With Your Family.

It Is Interesting That The Black Bmw Is The Preferred Car Of So Many Assholes.

I Want To Launch A Globe Into Space Just To Mess With The Astronauts.