The Earth Without Art Is Just Eh.

Siamese Twins Are Interesting Because They Are The Only People Who Can Write A Biography And An Autobiography At The Same Time.

I Love Bowling Almost As Much As I Love Not Bowling.

It Would Be Nice If People Said, God Bless You Not Just When You Sneezed But Also When You Farted.

I Didn't Do Improv In College, I Never Performed, I Didn't Do Theater Either. I Was In Student Government, I Was A History Major.

After Going Through Years Of Litigation To Get Royalties Due To Him, The Guy Who Coined The Term 'happily Ever After' Lived Reasonably Well For A While.