To Make Even Fewer Friends Try Talking

I Think A Lot Of Stuff I Find Funny Is From Day Dreaming.

If You Can't Tell A Spoon From A Ladle, Then You're Fat!

I Wasn't Even A Big Comedy Nerd. A Lot Of The Comedians I Know - A Lot Of My Friends Are Comedians - They Knew A Lot About Comedy Growing Up.

I Think If I Pick The Right Thing To Spend My Time Doing, Then Time Moves Differently, Because I Really Can Get Fully Immersed In Things And Feel Very Alive And Challenged, But In A Good Way. I Feel A Sense Of Progress.

I Can Tell How Lonely I Am By How Easily I'm Fooled By A Mannequin In A Store.