Timing Is Everything. That's A Cliche. Now.

I Was Walking In The Park And This Guy Waved At Me. Then He Said, 'i'm Sorry, I Thought You Were Someone Else.' I Said, 'i Am.'

One Time I Saw An Old Man In A Hurry And I Thought, 'that Makes Sense.'

If You Want To Feel Less Sexy Put Scotch Tape On Your Nipples.

I Tend To Avoid Televisions, Politics, And Places With Velvet Ropes.

Small Businesses Are Important, But So Are Tiny Businesses.