Timing Is Everything. That's A Cliche. Now.

If You Drink Enough Beer, Everything Turns In To A Bed.

Specifically In Stand-up, I Love Jokes. I Love Short, Structured Ideas And A Punchline.

I Remember When I Used To Be Really Into Nostalgia.

I Was Making Pancakes The Other Day And A Fly Flew Into The Kitchen. And That's When I Realized That A Spatula Is A Lot Like A Fly-swatter. And A Crushed Fly Is A Lot Like A Blueberry. And A Roommate Is A Lot Like A Fly Eater.

I Think It's Cool When An Ex-girlfriend Becomes An Xl Girlfriend.