I Like People, For A Little While.

I Noticed That There Are No B Batteries. I Think That's To Avoid Confusion, Cause If There Were You Wouldn't Know If Someone Was Stuttering. 'yes, Hello I'd Like Some B-batteries.' 'what Kind?' 'b-batteries.' 'what Kind?' 'b-batteries!' And D-batteries That's Hard For Foreigners. 'yes, I Would Like De Batteries.'

How To Be A Bouncer: Be An Asshole; Stand Near A Door.

'dammit I'm Mad' Is 'dammit I'm Mad' Spelled Backwards.

It's Hard To Know What's Gay In Life. Boxing. That's Two Men Fighting Over A Belt.

To Make A Squirrel Look Less Uptight, Put Tiny Sunglasses On It.