I Like People, For A Little While.

If You Can't Tell A Spoon From A Ladle, Then You're Fat!

I Like Digital Cameras, Because They Enable You To Reminisce Immediately.

If You Want To Dry Hump Someone You Don't Know, Just Act Like They Were Choking.

I Think There Are So Many Little Hurdles And Impediments With Stand-up That You'd Need To Have This Insane Desire To Do It If You Didn't Have Something That Clicked Right Away.

I Love Bowling Almost As Much As I Love Not Bowling.