A Parade Looks Like A Bunch Of

A Power Nap, Is When You Sleep On Someone Who's Weaker Than You

I'm Very Hip-oriented. I Focus On Hips In My Comedy - Probably More Than Any Other Hipster Comic Who Is Out There Hipping Today. My Hips, Other Hips. I Work With My Hips A Great Deal. That Is What I Do. But Not In A Gay Way.

If I Could Control The Behavior Of Fat Guys I Would Make Them Ride Mopeds More Often.

Love Is, And I Hope It Never Isn't.

Skiing Is My Favorite Sport, Because, That's The Only Sport That Is Actually Better To Watch The Worst The Person Is At It. "that Guy Won A Gold Medal In The Olympics" "oh Yeah, That's Cool, I Wanna Watch The Fat Guy" "come On Dude, You Can Take That Hill"