Checkers Taught Me That A King Is

I Bought A Clock, But The Big Hand Broke Off Of It... So I Just Added "ish" To Every Number.

I'm So Secretive That When Someone Asks Me, Hey, Can You Keep A Secret? I Say That's None Of Your Business.

I Love Motor Learning Because It's Very Basic And Primal. A Lot Of What I Like To Learn Correlates With The Opposite Of What Gets You Laid. I Can Ride A Unicycle And I Can Juggle. These Are Unimpressive Things To Know.

One Time I Saw An Old Man In A Hurry And I Thought, 'that Makes Sense.'

I Think Cats Would Have An Even Worse Attitude If They Found Out How Stupid Their Names Were.