There Is A Small, But Important, Difference

A Lot Of Things Look Cooler In Slow Motion. Eating Isn't One Of Them.

A Pipe Is Greater Than A Bong. Because When You're Smoking A Pipe At Least It Makes You Look Like You're Thinking About Something.

A Car Alarm Is A Way For A Car To Tell Everyone That Its Owner Is An Asshole.

At Any Minute, I Am Four Minutes From A Poncho.

I Wonder If There Were Any Goths In Gothic Times. They're Like: You Look Completely Appropriate. You Don't Look Stupid Or Lonely At All.